Yesterday, while driving past the Valero Texas Open
- Me: Look, that blimp is up there again.
- Ali: Yeah. Cool.
- Me: It looks like it's going down!
- Ali: Will you please concentrate on driving?
- Me: I am! But the blimp!
- Ali: It's a blimp. You are amazed by the stupidest things.
- Me: It's a big of gas that flies through the air. It IS amazing!
Ali and I tonight, our seventh anniversary.
Love you, babe!
- Ali: I just had gluten/dairy free ice cream
- Me: No, you had air and lies.
- Ali: When you pick me up tonight after work for dinner you make sure you shave your face and put a hat on that shaggy hair.
- Me: I can wear a hat!?
- Ali: Yes, but not a baseball cap. You're not 5 years old, you look like an asshole.
This is our wedding “love song” video that I edited that recaps our entire wedding day.
Also, this.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Ali!
I challenge her everyday to try and argue with my logic.
- Me: I bought a remote control helicopter.
- Ali: Oh. That was something you just needed, huh?
- Me: Well, you're going to buy a new dining room table...
- Ali: We NEED a dining room table.
- Me: No. We HAVE a dining room table. We DON'T have a remote control helicopter.
On New Year’s Eve I helped turn our (almost) 4 year-old niece into a pyromaniac.
Since we are in Houston for Christmas I decided to go to my regular barbershop, Kirby’s Memorial Barbershop, which I love and will miss dearly now that we live in San Antonio.
I went in for a haircut and a shave (2 bits) and was talked into the “King Shave” which ends with a man facial mud thing. Not too bad!
Ali, of course, had to document with photos. Now you get to enjoy as well.
I’m sorry, I plugged your iPhone in because it was dead. So now you’ll need to read a magazine while you poop just like our parents did.
— A real thing that was said in our house tonight.
